{"product_id":"someone-cares-not-me-drop-shoulder-shirt","title":"Someone Cares Not Me Funny Drop Shoulder Shirt - Sarcastic Streetwear","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"word-break: keep-all; word-wrap: break-word;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"I want you to know that someone cares... Not me, but someone.\"\u003c\/b\u003e 🤫\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eSay it all without saying a word. Featuring a bold, vintage pop-art graphic on the back, this oversized drop shoulder open shirt perfectly blends cozy streetwear comfort with a massive side of attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eWhether you're pairing it with your favorite denim, styling it over a crop top, or gifting it to the most beautifully sarcastic person you know, this irregular-hem shirt is an instant mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e✨ Why It’s a Total Vibe:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ultimate Statement Piece:\u003c\/b\u003e A high-definition, vintage-inspired back graphic with a punchline that hits exactly right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEffortless Streetwear Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e The slouchy, drop shoulder design and stylish irregular hem offer a relaxed, edgy silhouette that flatters any body type.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLightweight \u0026amp; Layerable:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from a soft, breathable fabric with a slight stretch—perfect for layering over tanks, bralettes, or hoodies year-round.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuilt to Last:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium sublimation printing means the graphics stay bold, crisp, and fade-resistant, wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e📋 The Details \u0026amp; Fit:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStyle:\u003c\/b\u003e Open-front shirt with long sleeves and a dramatic irregular high-low hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Soft, easy-care premium blend (100% Polyester).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSizing Note:\u003c\/b\u003e This piece uses comfortable European sizing for a relaxed, loose-fit feel. Check our size chart to find your perfect drape!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Easy machine or hand wash under 45°C. Hang dry to keep the graphic looking brand new.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003eLength (cm\/in)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e1\/2 Chest (cm\/in)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e1\/2 Waist (cm\/in)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003eS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e67.5\/26.6\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e49\/19.3\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e65\/25.6\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003eM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e69\/27.2\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e51.5\/20.3\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e67.5\/26.6\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003eL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e70.5\/27.8\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e54\/21.3\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e72\/27.6\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e72\/28.3\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e56.5\/22.2\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e72.5\/28.5\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e73.5\/28.9\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e59\/23.2\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e75\/29.5\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Clothing By Hot Takes Designs","offers":[{"title":"White ffffff \/ S","offer_id":44442773618781,"sku":"xbr2bp72ts64","price":36.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White ffffff \/ M","offer_id":44442773651549,"sku":"xbr2bp7xghej","price":36.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White ffffff \/ L","offer_id":44442773684317,"sku":"xbr2bp7pofp5","price":36.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White ffffff \/ XL","offer_id":44442773717085,"sku":"xbr2bp7u9q0q","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White ffffff \/ 2XL","offer_id":44442773749853,"sku":"xbr2bp745txw","price":37.36,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/2215\/9709\/files\/e1fca2202cb510ca27a8fc9f1a87d26f.jpg?v=1778467184","url":"https:\/\/hottakesdesigns.myshopify.com\/products\/someone-cares-not-me-drop-shoulder-shirt","provider":"Clothing By Hot Takes Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}