{"product_id":"someone-cares-not-me-funny-plus-size-dress","title":"Someone Cares Not Me Funny Plus Size Dress - Sarcastic A-Line Swing Dress","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"word-break: keep-all; word-wrap: break-word;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"I want you to know that someone cares... Not me, but someone.\"\u003c\/b\u003e 🤫\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eMake a massive statement without saying a single word. This stunning plus-size short sleeve dress effortlessly blends a flattering, feminine silhouette with a heavy dose of unbothered attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eFeaturing a bold, premium vintage pop-art graphic, this dress is expertly tailored to hug your curves beautifully. The comfortable high-waisted cut and flared A-line skirt create an instant leg-elongating effect, making it the perfect piece to dress down with combat boots and a denim jacket, or style up for a casual day out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e✨ Why You’ll Love It:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ultimate Statement Piece:\u003c\/b\u003e A high-definition, crisp graphic with a witty punchline that's guaranteed to turn heads and spark conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFlattering Curve-Loving Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Designed with a chic round neckline, short sleeves, and an accentuating waistband detail that celebrates your natural silhouette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUltra-Soft Premium Fabric:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from a luxurious, skin-friendly milk-fiber blend that offers an incredibly smooth touch and lightweight comfort all day long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFade-Resistant All-Over Print:\u003c\/b\u003e High-quality sublimation printing ensures the graphic and crisp white fabric stay bold, bright, and crack-free, wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e📋 The Details \u0026amp; Fit:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStyle:\u003c\/b\u003e High-waisted, flared A-line plus-size dress.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium, ultra-cozy performance blend (Milk Fiber).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit Note:\u003c\/b\u003e This piece uses sleek European sizing. Please review our detailed size chart (available in sizes L to 4XL) to ensure your perfect, comfortable fit!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Turn inside out, machine or hand wash under 45°C. Do not bleach or soak for long periods.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003eLength (cm\/in)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e1\/2\/Waist (cm\/in)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e1\/2 Hem (cm\/in)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003eL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e101\/39.8\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e43\/16.9\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e97.5\/38.4\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e104\/40.9\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e45.5\/17.9\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e100\/39.4\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e107\/42.1\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e48\/18.9\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e103\/40.6\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e110\/43.3\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e50.5\/19.9\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e105\/41.3\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e113\/44.5\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e53\/20.9\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #666;\"\u003e108\/42.5\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Clothing By Hot Takes Designs","offers":[{"title":"White ffffff \/ L","offer_id":44442772832349,"sku":"xbr2bp9rpogy","price":35.09,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White ffffff \/ XL","offer_id":44442772865117,"sku":"xbr2bp9ymtsu","price":35.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White ffffff \/ 2XL","offer_id":44442772897885,"sku":"xbr2bp964kkk","price":35.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White ffffff \/ 3XL","offer_id":44442772930653,"sku":"xbr2bp9h6stc","price":36.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White ffffff \/ 4XL","offer_id":44442772963421,"sku":"xbr2bpco1hqd","price":36.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/2215\/9709\/files\/2feecbbe56fe23e5d17c446253b7bee3.jpg?v=1778467178","url":"https:\/\/hottakesdesigns.myshopify.com\/products\/someone-cares-not-me-funny-plus-size-dress","provider":"Clothing By Hot Takes Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}